After last night's wacky dream, I think it's quite obvious I watch entirely too much tv! I dreamed I was a contestant on Dancing With the Stars and my dance partner was FBI Profiler Hodge, from Criminal Minds. You know, the guy that played Dharma's husband on Dharma and Greg? Well, as I was gliding along the dance floor, low and behold, here comes that mean-spirited vixen Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey! Apparently she was a contestant too, and she was trying to edge me out of the competition! I can't remember if I won or not, but the next part of my dream, I was being whisked off in a limo to a hotel at the beach and the clerk at the front desk of the hotel was none other than Alan from Two and a Half Men! He checked me in, gave me my key and then the Bellhop, who happened to be Russell from Rules of Engagement, played by David Spade, showed me to the most beautiful room with an ocean view. I remember being out on the balcony watching the surf roll in when I glanced to the adjoining balcony and saw that slimy sleezeball Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby-Daddy from Keeping up with the Kardashians. Only Scotty-boy wasn't with Kourtney, but with some bleach-blonde, anorexic bimbo I'd never seen before, and they were in a hot and heavy liplock, oblivious to anyone else around them. Oh boy, Kourtney is going to kill him when she finds this out!
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